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One drunken night and a few childish games weren't supposed to decide the futures of these curvy girls, but when fate steps in, their predictions come true in wildly unexpected and hilarious ways. Now, they're folding, MASH'ing, and eff-marry-killing their way to the happily-ever-afters they never saw coming.
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But not even fate (and copious amounts of wine) could prepare them for the ridiculous lengths their over-the-top men are willing to go to in the name of love in this spicy rom-com series.
Unfortunate Games
Her fortune wasn't supposed to be her fate.
Emelia
Drunkenly folding my way into a future with the hottest goalie in the league wasn't how I intended to spend Saturday night, but here we are.
Clearly, my besties should not be in charge of Girl's Night activities.
One cootie catcher later, and Royce Elliot is determined to make this wild prediction a reality.
I'm absolutely not interested. Until I am.
He's supposed to be my client, not the man I can't resist.
But with every touch and every kiss, this feels less like a game…
and more like forever.
Royce
I know hockey, not how to win over a stubborn, fiercely independent publicist.
But the second I meet Emelia Jónsson, I stop caring about shutouts.
I care about her.
She says her fortune teller doesn't mean anything—that it's just a childish game.
I say fate handed me an opening, and I'm not going to miss my shot.
I didn't expect her to ignite the way she does for me.
And I never imagined I’d fall this hard, this fast.
She swears this can't happen.
She's wrong.
I'm not backing down until she admits the truth.
We were never just a game.
The two of us were fate.
He Loves Me Not
The petals weren't supposed to lie...
Ava
I've had bad ideas before, but getting wine-drunk and playing He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not might be my worst yet.
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Especially since the subject of my petal-plucking spiral is none other than the world's favorite wide receiver, Dawson Iverson.
I'm convinced he hates me.
Does that stop me from dreaming about him every night?
No.
But dreams are one thing.
Finding him in my bed?
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That's another problem entirely.
I'm dangerously close to forgetting all the reasons this can't happen…
and that has disaster written all over it.
Dawson
I fell for Ava Grant the minute our parents introduced us.
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She's a sweet little minx who can't lie to save her life.
Unfortunately for both of us, she values her privacy… and that's the one thing I can't give her.
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I've tried to stay away.
I've tried to be good.
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But when she lies about dating her neighbor?
I snap.
No one touches what's mine. No one.
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This pretty little brat is about to learn the truth.
This isn't hate.
This is obsession.
And I'm done playing by her rules.
Shop Release Date: June 11th
Amazon Release Date: June 25th
Shop Release Date: July 23rd
Amazon Release Date: Aug. 6th
Spiral Lies
The game predicted her future. He changed the rules.
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Shop Release Date: August 27th
Amazon Release Date: Sept. 17th
Seraphina
My boss is the hottest coach on the planet.
He's also grumpy, impatient, and—judging by his constant scowl—definitely hates me.
So why did I drunkenly try to MASH my way into a future with him?
No clue.
Good news: the game failed.
Bad news: I brought it to work.
Yeah. He found it.
Now, instead of an earthquake swallowing me whole, he's staring at me like he wants to devour me.
Turns out, his bad attitude might be hiding a whole lot of complicated feelings.
I shouldn't want him.
I'm absolutely not falling for him.
At least, that's what I tell myself.
Right up until I can't lie anymore, and the future I swore was just a silly game starts looking dangerously real.
Stone
I've been losing my mind over Seraphina since she started working for me.
Every time she stutters, I want to snap.
Every time she blushes, I want to break.
But she's my employee.
That can't happen.
Until I find her little game.
I thought she hated me.
Turns out, my gorgeous little assistant has been dreaming about me.
She thinks I'm the devil.
I'm about to prove her wrong.
I don't care what MASH predicted.
There's only one future for her.
And it's with me.
Eff Marry Kill
It was supposed to be a game, not her future.
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Shop Release Date: Sept. 30th
Amazon Release Date: Oct. 29th
Nova
When I agreed to play Eff-Marry-Kill, I didn't realize my diabolical friends would set me up to fail. I mean, a goo monster, an infuriating pitcher, and Napoleon? Really?
Now, the only answer I want is the one I can't have…my brother's arrogant best friend, Huxley Saint. The whole world is a joke to him, and I think I'm the punchline.
He's supposed to be the man I hate, not the one I dream about.
But when I'm in trouble, and he comes racing to my rescue, I quickly realize that this might not be a game at all.
I think this cocky pitcher might be my future.
Huxley
Falling for Nova Riley is the easiest thing I've ever done.
She's a fiery little star who keeps me guessing.
But convincing her to give me a chance has been impossible.
She thinks she's a secret, and that the way I feel is just a game to me.
She's so wrong.
I'm not keeping score here.
I'm trying to keep her.
Who would have guessed that a late-night rescue would be the shot I needed?
Now, I've got her right where I want her…
and I'm not letting go.